I wrote this as a template to send out to men that didn’t call me back when I was 22. In this case this person may have been named Steve Burhans. Hi Steve!
Dearest Steve,
In the shadow of a Valentines Day past, I am left with only our memories. And while there are great memories of two weeks ago, there will be better ones to come. I know I said that I did not want to, but fate knew I did. While my body screamed our souls sang. Fate with all its wisdom told you I wouldn’t get pregnant, because fate knew that I was to love only you forever. I am a conquered woman, both my will and my body are your bounty. The essence of our beings conjoined that fateful night, and now our essences are growing in tandem. This kind of experience can only be understood by another mother, which is why I have contacted yours. She is anticipating this beautiful experience, and I can only hope you will too.
I Love You,
Sara Burhans
His little heart, it beats so fast…
Wait, did he just ask her about pimples? Did he plan for this interview?
I love that the brits live in some alternate universe where this banter is amusing. Haha, she’s answering the wrong answers? What a gas!
Sing it out SongPidgeon. What chat room do you think they met in? 1 part Evanescence fan, 1 part renaissance faire enthusiast, 1 dad playing his electric guitar in front of his bookshelf where his copy of The Kick Inside is displayed=my favorite Wuthering Heights cover.
If Kate Bush wasn’t pretty or talented, she would be that girl in your high school class who drew pictures of horses. This is evidenced by several of her interpretive dance moves, or more generally, by her choice of interpretive dance as the way to go….
While I personally believe the white dress version is inferior to its red dress counterpart, I do appreciate the special effects employed in its production.
